Good thing Drake's Canadian, Amanda Bynes will definitely give him a case of something, might as well take advantage of that free Canadian health care…

Good thing I'm not wearing white.

Boy, is my face red.

Ok, go walk away to pout and kvetch in peace. I'm sure you'll work yourself into another hissyfit when this movie opens.

Thanks for reminding us Seth MacFarlane hosting the Oscars wasn't the worst thing to happen that night.

1)No, I'm stating that the adoption happened, no matter how much you insist it didn't to make whatever inane point you think you made.

"I think it's an insult." - That's fair, that's how everyone felt about "Another You".

And you call yourself a fan…

Oliver Sava: "Not me!"
Sean O'Neal: "Ida Know!"

"I'll be back…for bingo!"

Two episodes that lack drama, compelling plots or anything else to latch on to - so, it's like every other episode of Gilmore Girls?

I'd say Mia Farrow was probably hurt by Woody Allen's behaviour, but fuck her right, she didn't direct a movie you really really want to see…

Yeah, I guess betraying the woman who adopted her by having sex with the guy she used to identify as a father wouldn't make her anyone's adoptive daughter anymore…

I'm still trying to forgot all the mugging her son-in-law and her ex-husband's wife did on her self-titled sit-com…

One wanted you to eat schubert dip, the other wanted you to go to MuMu Land with them.

What's the over/under on how many times "America (Fuck Yeah!)" gets played?

Which then caused Heath Ledger to get away so he could die.

She taught Iverson his crossover move.

I ain't saying Kanye's a serial killa
But he ain't killing any broke niggas (UGH!)

Next year's Program of the Year: Insane Clown Posse Theater