Turk, aka Black Scrubs

Where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs?
[Cue Peanuts soundtrack]

It's Enrico Palazzo…again.

DRINK!

And Vince Vaughn should stick to living off the goodwill he earned in "Swingers" from here on out.

"The Internship" - the Microsoft Bing of summer movies.

And that makes that whole betrayal of trust thing OK in your books, because Annie Hall made you laugh…

I bet you base your feelings about rape on how much you like Roman Polanski movies too.

In this case, the type of Hollywood asshole who takes naked pictures of the adopted daughter of the woman he was in a long-term relationship with, who he then has sex with.

Think nothing of it Dirk Calloway, I'm sure you'd justify marrying one's attractive cousin as long as someone in that union makes a movie you want to watch.

Agreed - one makes him a pervert, the other makes him just slightly less perverted. Thanks for clearing that up.

This show's on TV and I don't give a fuck
Got a heater in my truck and I'm off to the rodeo

Doesn't make it any less true.

An adoptive daughter marrying thing, yes.

"Turn My Headphones Up" is the only single to ever go double uranium. True story.

That's because he's aight.

Never said Alison Brie wasn't beautiful or sexy. Just not a fan of the show she's on with Troy, Abed, and the rest.

Agreed; I prefer Joel McHale on "The Soup". Everyone else on "Community" can go back to the obscurity they came from.

Why, it's not as if he's the mayor of Toronto…

Apparently I'm just man enough to handle…I can live with that.