Are you jealous of me or Aubrey? Either way, I'm sure Supertroll is available to satisfy your needs.

There's a difference between metal and heavy metal now?

We didn't forget, that's why people are clamoring for Beavis and Butt-head…

What?!? Actors who play high school students aren't necessarily high school aged?!? Stop the presses and call the producers of Glee immediately!

I'm sure I'll be informed about all the sexy ladies Supertroll has satisfied with his massive genitalia soon enough…

And yet, she's still better looking than every one of your sexual partners. How odd.

Stupid sexy Resist or Serve!

I smell a diaper filled with Indian food. Did someone open a bottle of Sex Panther?

They're putting their top men on it.

I hear he killed a guy…

You stay classy Washington D.C.

I thought this was about the mom from the Partridge Family, and was wondering why in the hell were they making an album or were going on tour. Then I remembered no one on that show was black…

Jaw cancer? Who's pussy did he lick?

Meanwhile, original Aunt Viv laughs her ass off at Will Smith's box office woes while filling out her application at Target.

"No! That's not true! That's impossible!"

I hear ya, I threw my TV out the window after Homeboys From Outer Space was cancelled.

FACT: He, Keifer Sutherland, Pacino, Prince, and Jon Stewart will be part of a kickass team of midgets in The Expendables 3.5.

Extremely busy driving drunk, amirite?

Why an Expendables 3?

Dude, where's my car?