Coming in 2016: Machete Kills Craig J. Clark

Industry rule number 4080
Record industry people are shady

Snootch to the nootch

Annabeth Gish?

This gives Kevin Smith hope for his dream of getting a statue erected near a rest station on the Jersey turnpike.

That why he coined the phrase "Everything's coming up Milhous…".

They should get Gary Busey to play Lee Harvey Oswald.

"Well, that's not a good sign." - Michael Bluth, staring at vulture

Fast and Furious: Pigs in Space

Sounds man-tastic!

Of course they didn't make their Kickstarter goal, it's not like it's for something important like acquiring a video of the mayor of Toronto smoking crack, or a Zach Branff movie project…

But is he a hair metal Tuxedo Mask?

Your moves Sammy Hagar and Gary Cherone…

LENA NEED LIPO

Depends on who's playing Northstar - I'm thinking Tom Cruise, for all the obvious reasons.

Like Wu Tang…

Tiger Woods when he's not playing golf.

The hell you know about how the WWE use and not use people, you're still collecting an unearned paycheque from Dixie…

"WOOOAHHHH! OOH!"

I look forward to seeing Sara Gilbert with a slightly less embarrassed look on her face than the one she has on when she's on The Talk.