You can go now.

Holy sticky situations Delivery Man!

Based on the definition of the word 'virgin', absolutely not.

I'd rather see Young MC, Tone-Loc, and Kool Moe Dee come out of rap retirement and be Kanye's apostles, if it means anything.

"Oh fuck me in the ass…step to me let me suck your dick…I'm going fake my own death and lay low in Atlanta for a bit…"

Limp Bizkit: Career still dead.

"Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of piss
'Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't comin back for a kiss"

That stunt really pissed off the PTC.

Depends on whose urine we're talking about, I doubt the PTC would care if she chugged a gallon of the cast of Seventh Heaven's piss.

And I thought your love was her drug…

He cut off his leg for attention and no one cares?

Mine was Pizza Guy…his nemesis was Capt. No Tip.

Dane Cook; Bill O'Reilly; Megan Fox; the cast of Jersey Shore…nope, that doesn't work.

To be fair, who hasn't been demanding a Lonely Island remix of "Conjunction Junction"?

Where do you see Victoria Jackson in this administration?

Not into scat, you blow into her ass.

If that video I saw is any indication, she blew somebody to get this record made.

You can't play her butt like bongos with an ass that flat…

Paris Hilton, Pauly D, and the half man from 2 and a Half Men all fancy themselves as house DJs - draw your own conclusions, America.

Yes…starting.