Of course Garth Brooks is paranoid, angry, deceitful, and vindictive, he's got friends in low places for God's sake…

If he's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight, Hiro Nakamura is on line 1.

Who's the animated black dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Not even in a Scrooge McDuck-style vault-sized swimming pool of cum?

And the animated black man gets the shaft again…

OK, so who's going to rip this clip for hitching a ride on things people like as was done when that Simpsons "Breaking Bad" clip was posted? Because if you're going to be an asshat, you might as well be a consistent one…

He's more into Aubrey Plaza's kind of crazy these days.

Nipples are nice and all, but it's all about dat ass…

So this isn't about the kid from "2 and a Half Men"?

There's a reason why he plays a mutant who's the best at what he does, even though an electric razor full of pubic hair isn't very nice…

Anne Frank would be more of a R Kelly fan, what with his "Trapped in the Closet" series of songs.

The Layover isn't bad either…

I'm amazed and surprised Harley Quinn hasn't appeared in a movie yet…which is just as well, as I can only see the late Brittany Murphy playing her.

Needs more Chris Cowbell.

TJ Hooker Goes To Toronto

Yeah, it pales in comparison to that Harlem Shake couch gag they did…

I bet it would be, "Man, she and Franco really stuck up the Oscars."

Someone put him in the walk-in freezer until he's no longer insane.

Urge to kill raising…

Saying that was rude, disrespectful, and the worse thing ever - what do you think this is, the Oscars hosted by Seth MacFarlane?