Jackie Robinson:  I love you…
Harrison Ford:  I know.

Indeed, coaches and teammates shunned him in the locker room for using a black towel.

I don't even know if Calista Flockhart has a vagina, remember her angst over that dancing baby?

So…Randy Travis shouldn't expect a call?

Careful, LL might thank God, who will give him the strength to rock hard…

Indeed, Joel Schumacher's Robin would be lost without him on NCIS: Los Angeles.

Sue Sylvester: "Throw ya guns in the air/And buck-buck like you just don't care"

All-righty then.

More people would watch Whitney if it was called Bitch in Heat - the disappointment though, would remain the same.

We're talking about "2 Broke Girls" now?

My weakness for these jokes are the chink in my armor.

Can't people who like their British TV uncomplicated and sex-free just watch "Mr. Bean" like they have for ages?

Somebody ought to do something about that Nick Cannon…

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THE CARNAGE!!!

So he walked that way for another reason?

Only if it involves a 10-inch pianist.

I'd watch a show on A&E about a crazy mother/son team who go to storage unit auctions looking for bearded yokels to kill…who wouldn't?

Cut. It. Out.

Lamestream media - whatever happened to Sarah Palin?