She was the funny one on "Suddenly Susan", so no, not at all.

Fast and Furious: More Of the Goddamn Same

I'm not much of a reader, do you have something more in the shape of a phone?

Sarah Jessica Parker obviously plays a horse.

Sandler being annoying or Tom Green being annoying…hmmm, now that's a pick'em.

If there ever was a need for profanity, now would be the time.

Hey, he's got to do something until that "Nash Bridges" reunion movie happens.

I was made for selling out baby

Only if you're impregnated by Gene Simmons.

Dane Cook

Should have retained those rights…

"And now what we all were waiting for - hardcore nudity!"

Do you need Clarissa to explain it to you?

I'm looking forward to Abrams' "Star Wars" films, as it's been awhile since I've bitched about a "Star Wars" movie.  Has it been only 8 years already?

Thank you for walking away from this role Ryan Reynolds, it's about time you realized that you were terrible in it.

I lost my money investing in Gobias Industries.

I'd donate cash for a documentary on her quest to get Drake to murder her vagina.

OK, Nic Cage in blackface as Baxter Stockman.

*boots  Tity Boi out of taxi*

Take it easy.