"Fucking horse cocks, how do they work?"

Will this lead to a Big Butt Book featuring farm animals? Only time will tell…

Yeah, it's not as if she was being asked about being on FOX's "Fastline" or how did it feel to bang Brian Austin Green, two much more embarrassing things…

Dennis Haskins is just one missed mortgage payment away from doing porn like Screech did…meanwhile Tiffani Thiessen isn't.

They did, it's called "Arrow" and it's on the CW.

A black version of Ironsides should star Eddie Murphy or Martin Lawrence in a fatsuit…or just the fatsuit, whichever's cheaper.

Probably something about breaking Chris Brown's back while fucking him in the ass in order to make him humble.

But did he find love in a hopeless place…or at least, a better parking spot?

No, that would be the Bloodhound Gang's use of "The Roof is on Fire" in the chorus of "Fire Water Burn".

Wow, the A.V Club's review of Pete Wentz's book "Gray" must have touched a nerve…good work Cruickshank.

I would have figured a Ryan Reynolds pizza would have plenty of ham and be rather cheesy.

Smelly, smelly cat
It's not your fault! (The Hoisin sauce is amazing.)

I've been to this coffee shop, all the women there looked like Ross' Asian girlfriend…

“Jiminy jillickers!”

As long as the villains are still white, just like in real life, it's all good.

Not really, as neck balls aren't in the same league as chest balls; they're not in the same fucking ball park.

So we won't see Halle Berry's tits in this one?

And then you grew up a RADIO LISTENER!

Oy vey!

Whip It Out, Charlie Brown