He brought the sexy back, what more do you want?

They got sick from some Chinese food and couldn't make it…

Yo Slick, blow…

And people said I was foolish to hold onto that Colecovision stock Granddad left me…

You can do sidebends or situps

What are you thinking about, I didn't make a…oh, I see what you're referring to.

There's a molestation joke to be made here, but I'm not touching it.

Can I go now?

It's just as well, I hear they won't be giving free frozen yogurt with every gremlin bought.

Canceraids, isn't that what killed Dana Plato?

It's things like this that reminds us that it takes diff'rent strokes to move the world…
…HUMMMMMMMM.

I predict the A.V. Club will grudgingly give this sequel a C- grade, and immediately put it on the worst movies of the year list because self-loathing is a bitch.

Wait a minute…Jamie Kennedy was in "Scream"?

Leather Slave Franklin, not so much.

Leather Slave Franklin, not so much.

Liar!

Liar!

The 10 most representative episodes of Cougar Town?!? My God…

The 10 most representative episodes of Cougar Town?!? My God…

He was the highlight of "It's Your Move" and "The Hogan Family", so he has that going for him.