Sax-a-ma-phoooooone…

PHILITE

Django Fett. Slave I.

CASH

That might have been FSU…

I was on the fringes of this scene through friendships with a couple of straight-edgers. I went to punk and hardcore matinee shows in Cambridge MA in the 80's. What I got out of that scene was that there were an awful lot of assholes that were violent, boorish and incredibly conformist in a supposedly…

Wasn't he a great big fat person in that other news item?

Was Kyle Gass not available??? The hell.

Something something

My biggest laugh was at the mention of the 'Summer Horse Grave' scented candle.

Needs more Cheap Trick.

Y'all better SQUASH DIS BEEEEF UP IN HEAH!

"Everyone! Listen to me carefully. *scowl* Get. Off. This. Air. Dirigible…. NOW.

A PAHAPPAHOOEY to y'all…

If I visited China, I'd definitely try to visit General Tso. Man, that fuckin' chicken of his is TIGHT.

Kinda looks like Pete Townshend and Rick Nielsen had a baby

Mindy Cohn kinda has 'Shemp' face.

Fa Fa Fo Fo…..FOOEY

I suppose this would be as good a time as any to apologize for the Jessica Hahn bathtub incident…

Cal Zone is his father and he is a tasty sonofabitch.