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The other day I heard Come On Come On by Cheap Trick on satellite radio and I immediately perked up, thinking 'Wow - great tune! You never hear THIS on the radio' and I listed to it from beginning to end with a smile on my face. I then looked over to the passenger seat at a few CDs tucked into the door well - among…

I can forgive Runaway Train just for the fact that they gave us 'Cartoon'. It's one long catchy chorus. 

You've got dead ears, mate.

"Rolling numbers, rock and rollin' got my Kiss records out"

Fap.

Howard Stern on lead vocals and guitar. Eerie.

How else would we ever get the chance to enjoy Picard and Troi 69-ing in front of a masturbating Data?

Hmm, okay…
Now that this mystery is solved, onto the next one.

MAD LIBS!
The very idea of making a SMELLY TOILET out of the Mad Libs franchise should make many MONKEYS very FARTY. The critics will undoubtedly FART and POOP! Kudos and TURDS to the folks at SEAN ONEAL who have chosen to spend their STINKY dollars to bring the world this FART.

No. You don't.

Hmm
Kurt Sutter looks like 'Slow' Fabio.

Dare
I think the true food adventurer would attempt to combine the flavors to see what they can withstand. I remember when Jelly Belly's first came out the dare was to eat the Buttered Popcorn one along with another flavor like Wintergreen just to produce a horrid hybrid.

NERD
UNDERWHELMED AND NOT SURPRISED.

Whee
I will bring my Sears-exclusive blue Snaggletooth to the theater with me.

Hmm
And here all this time I thought he was afraid of Va-China.

My recipe
This show would be so much better if:

Woo
"…twats and etceteras"???

Rather, Phaillus.

Phaillous.