Is a hot dog technically a sandwich?

His name will be Elaine - that's the twist.

Dear Mr. Eco,

Eddie's problem is that his primary care physician is Shaggy 2 Dope from Insane Clown Posse, who is woefully unaware of the potential harmful effects of magnets and thus never adequately warned him.

"C-level musician disintigrated by Dengar, C-level Bounty Hunter"

James Hetfield (circa 1992). Grrrruph!

Someone has clearly used the 'pinch' filter in The Photoshop on his head.

Bork! Bork! Bork! *bangs head in time with each Bork!, chases chicken with a meat cleaver*
Oh, they're from Norway? Never mind then. How embarassing.

Choons!

[Makes comment that sounds like a muted trombone]

You did a unit.

Boba Fett?

The Coors Light Guy rapped?

When I saw the title of the article on the front page, my first thought was 'Zach Barocas'. If you haven't listened to any Jawbox and want to hear a good example of some front-and-center drumming, look up Chinese Fork Tie on Spotify or Youtube or wherever and give it a listen.

Well, how does one surpass Lou Costello? You don't, that's…how.

Carmine Infantino sounds like the 'Norman Osborn' name for a supervillain called 'THE RED BABY'.

You spelled it wrong - it's 'Goon'

VOIVOD.

I say that 'Justice' is not only not their worst 80's album, it's their best. It's bone-dry, grim, dark, agressive, tuneful, sparse and catchy as hell - even with not much low-end in the mix.

More like Han SO-OLD. And his buddy Chew-BACKACHE. And - and - and THEY'RE ALL SO OLD NOW!