Dashboard hasn't been relevant since Bush's first term. Can we move on, please?

Leon said Kramer gets a free pass. He's Leon's "nigga".

Speaking of peeing on his mother, wasn't there an episode in season 4 where he desecrated his own mother's grave to move it to another cemetery?

Jon Hamm is a handsome devil
Don't even try and pretend that women all over the country didn't start ovulating when he licked that mustard soap off his fingers.

I really can't wait
For Dunham to get a movie deal and have it come out the same weekend as the nigh approaching new Muppet movie. It will be one for the ages.

Yeah, but the XFL was awesome!

Agreed, Dumbledore. It's time horror was fun again (Zombieland is a step in the right direction).

The hammer is my penis.

Is it just me or is his American accent just a John Wayne voice?

How troubled is VERY troubled?
Did he molest her or something?

C.R.E.A.I.R.S.
Get the money, dollah dollah bill y'all.

She had a Hunger for aviation.

Sick burn, Phony Pope2.

Go Monarcas!

Why thank you.

Just one
Street Fighter: the Legend of Chun-Li, but only because I was writing a review for a video game blog.

Dragonheart, man. Motherfucking Dragonheart.

A query
Does Bruce Willis save Ving Rhames from surrogate rape in this one?

I think that's a pretty great line.

The he must DIE!