But we already have The Avocado and the TIF.

Yeah, seconding that (first paragraph anyways) @ellembee:disqus, we really do appreciate you guys trying your best to make this work as well as it can for the community here — and I'm not trying to damn with faint praise!

WAIT! Don't do it yet! @ellembee:disqus said they'll have a fix!

No, no, now, Kinja may be terrible as a platform, but at least it doesn't attract Redditors.

The last time someone told me that I woke up sticky the next afternoon in the middle of brooklyn with no pants or shoes, and with bloody feet and a wet towel under my head.

Well, look at it this way:

If you want to try pushing things up the ladder from outside — here are some of the Gizmodo Media execs responsible for Kinja… or at least their twitter handles. And a few who may or may not be on the Kinja squad.

BECAUSE SYNERGY. I tweeted at one of em.

He's become a Twitter celebrity of sorts.

Does he really still count as a gimmick, now that he's professionally written for the site?

When was the last time Kinja made a significant feature change in response to user feedback?

Tell your product team that if any of them even TRY to defend non-threaded conversations, user-moderated comment replies, or not being able to turn off photo/blog comments on a site (I think one of the reasons the AVC has such great discussions is because people have to actually WRITE instead of resorting to memes)…

Oh man! Neurozach! What a blast from the past! Haven't seen you around in ages, man (though I'm not around often on here anymore either). *sniff* this whole thread is like a great big HS reunion type thing!

Nah, it was updated to "we'll have a solution for you."

It's cool man, I already asked about that.

Tell them. I want the newbies to know it was me.

No.

No… NO! NO! That' can't be! That's impossible! That's a lie!!!!!!!!

I think a nice chunk of america is just learning this lesson now.

I already claimed your username. Hahaha suck it! You can't have it back until you finally give me that +8 charisma i've been wanting!