Maybe if we showered first?

That is not reassuring.

Does anyone involved with Kinja, at any point in its design, usage history, purchase, and implementation, understand that non-threaded comments and user-moderated replies automatically make comment sections fucking terrible? I don't want to hear someone defend those conversation-killers, I just want them to be…

A comment is live from the moment of the article's conception!

Wait, what. Are you saying you want to try to jam your blog posts into comments? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO US WE'RE NICE PEOPLE HERE.

I'd say that I miss ZodiacMotherfucker, but we all know that'd be a goddamn lie.

It goes in waves. Right now I feel like most of the more aggressive safe-spacey moderation is at The Avocado, rather than the TIF. I mean, the TIF still has HDB.

But on the Avocado, you can downvote @joeyblowey:disqus just because he knows what he did!

WE'LL MISS YOU MOST OF ALL, OUR LAST BELOVED LONG-RUNNING GIMMICK COMMENTER!!!

Could God microwave himself a burrito so hot that He could not touch it without burning His hands?

I appreciate you guys trying your best (and I don't doubt it for a second) in the wake of the stubbornly stupid orders from your corporate overlords.

It's kind of DIY.

Who?

Come, join the Avocado! It's the wave of the future! The wave of the future! Wave of the future! Wave of the future! (lisa simpson rocks back and forth in a darkened room full of jars of Leonardo DiCaprio's urine)

Okay, @ellembee:disqus @disqus_s0dOKgbLkG:disqus @erniekinjatech:disqus

Downvoted.

No-one's gay for Dr. Kinja!

Of course you can!

But if the ones don't show up, won't that drop the twos and threes down to ones and twos?

If you ever clicked on a GJI in the first place, that's on YOU, buddy.