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I take it it's not a growth industry? I mean, other than GROWTH OF THE WIDTH OF ASSES!

Well, aside from "sold nuclear materials to russia" being an easily debunked memelord idiocy and "leaked state secrets" being a bullshit charge that eight GOP-led partisan investigations couldn't successfully demonstrate, being a "slimy career politician" is still a somewhat better qualification for the presidency…

How's that gonna fix them?

This is why I fucking hate the "maps". You know, the red/blue ones. Because they're fucking retarded and divisive. Oh, California is "blue"? Fuck you! More people voted for Trump in California than LIVE in huge swaths of "red" states put together! Oklahoma is totally 'red', huh? FUUUUUUUCCCCKKK YOU. 1 in 3 of them…

LOCAL WHEEL PEOPLE .

Microsoft actually is better in some ways — in no small part because the main campus is still up in Redmond.

I heard Steve Bannon's working on it.

Don't kink shame!

I'm fortunate to know a lot of very badass, take-no-shit women who have kicked ass and taken names through both top universities and careers. And I'm always kind of heartbroken to hear how even they, with all their toughness, have run into brick walls of stubborn misogyny and even just been utterly broken down by some…

Over there, they just call them "twats".

Oh lord. Other than the fact that the research in question is outdated and non-replicated, it doesn't even bother to fucking ask the most obvious question: are boys disproportionately conditioned and encouraged to pursue interests in quantitative fields?

Avast Deferens.

I still remember when this little gay republican shit going to Hunter for his MBA started arguing when he posted something saying that Obama increased the national debt more than any president in history.

I work at the Gay Jewish Democrats association, so I'm not sure that's universally applicable.

WHAT ELSE WOULD I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT????

Frankly, I think it's empowering for women to manage their own strip club!

What? What?

Man, if they went with that as the new marketing campaign…

You don't do pun threads often do you?