If it's to a good country you're going, take me with you!

"Santa Claus is just infertile, kids. He just is."

I mentioned this over the weekend, but one follower i talked to basically said "Oh, well, I only believe the true stuff he says, not the crazy stuff."

Nude
Boys
Copulating

He didn't do a puppet dance and giggle at himself before confirming silliness with sidekick.

Not being able to father kids was GOOD news for him!

I definitely was getting a Letterman-esque vibe as well. Was expecting Fallon, but almost as soon as he opened his mouth, that fell away.

Does anyone smart NOT hate Fallon's show?

I finally realized what happened to "Veep" in the change from Iannucci to Mandel….

"The Tiny Office" sounds like a horrible NBC-TLC crossover…

Warning: they only get worse if you look into his explanations of the lyrics!

OH MY GOD TRAIN IS STILL ALLOWED TO LIVE? AND PERFORM? AND THEY'RE DOING BOTH???

That was still my favorite joke last week…

Uncle Jeff is really the closest he gets to being the host for Vigo the Carpathian….

Have to disagree on two things — first of all, Jonah's slapstick experience in the tiny office was a thing of comic beauty, and went on just long enough.

…Yet.

Username/comment synergy!

YES and YES!

BINGO

Joan Yang?