Why? Because what we consider to be norms of decency and competence are fragile ideas sustained only by the consent of those subject to them.

BUT WILL IT GET THEM OFF OF THEIR TRACTORS

I'm LGBT and Jewish, and if someone had a good anti-semite burn that implies they're actually just self-loathing Jews, I would heartily endorse it!

That's not Tucker Carlson! That's just a baboon's swollen ass with a bow-tie stuck to it!

Fairly poor. Trump decided to bring Spicer back, when he learned that Huckabee-Sanders's press conference got lower RATINGS.

I'm starting to feel like we should just like, end the internet.

(monotone) "Well, what do you think he meant? Oh. Wait. I don't care what you think… We're done here."

Don't leave us hanging!

Not hot, dawg!

*runs in, panting, out of breath* I heard someone say "Meat stick!" I got here as soon as I could!

"I begged you not to do that impression!"

No, no, Silicon Valley did not go anywhere. Silicon Valley is fucking great.

He's everything I hope to be someday. I even bought a mug like his.

Anyone want to guess what she did that has Richard convinced Grandma Splett is burning in hell?

His shoulders are very pretty. I'd do things.

havent read it yet, but apparently he wrote an article off of that tweetstorm:

LEBENSRAUM FOR NORTH MINEHEAD!

Ah, but with the left, it tends to be in a very "smarter than thou" way rather than "holier than thou", which tends to be a bit more drear and less succeptible to convoluted arguments, since you can resort to "BURN IN HELL, SINNER!"

I like that Letterman never had any illusions.

Oh of course! Only humorless shits who always bring down any movement wouldn't enjoy it.