Hmm… Hit the pillows as well?

The topping contains red pills!

Huh. Makes sense.

I heard rumors from a teacher in his school that he's pretty significantly autistic… And his Dad insists on medicating him heavily for public appearances.

Tiffany was raised almost entirely by Marla. So she may be… Well, LESS fucked up at least.

More like the sort of bizzare neurological natural experiment Oliver Sachs would have had some great thoughts on…

Look buddy, are you hiring a hookerbot or not?

Well, the thing is, after the abolition of the fairness doctrine, the old Nixonian "liberal media" line started to be seriously weaponized. Anything you disagreed with wasn't credible, for no better reason than that it disagreed with you or told you something you didn't want to believe. And when people don't find you…

Hmm… Perhaps "tacky" was a bit of an under-sell. I really mean more of a "self-satisfaction", if you know what I mean. Where it's not rooted in proving anything (which, yes, can produce tackiness) but rather simply their own indulgent pleasure with themselves.

One of the smarter writers at vox had a very compelling theory that he has a rare pathology — a severely undeveloped (or nonexistent) theory of mind. He's literally unable to concieve of other people having independent motives, thoughts, experiences. He experiences everything as simply a fight for dominance. However…

I used to go with "philistine" but then someone thought I was saying "Philippine" and, well…

Either that or "upset they hadn't thought of the term 'cock holster' first"

Honestly, it was my first realization that when you see someone so pleased with their own wealth or posessions, it's best to ask just who exactly they fucked over in order to get it. Because no one who earns their wealth honestly is ever that goddamn tacky about it.

But what makes them "cuck" cakes?

Wait… you're expecting high-quality, detailed, contextualized reporting here?

Oh god I'd love that. I love just leading horrible people on, encouraging them to take their own worst ideas wayyyy down the line to the horrible, hideous conclusions.

NOT THAT KIND!!!

I grew up in NYC and upstate, and was aware of him… I was just in elementary school when he first became a big household name. But my parents, bless their hearts, told me all the BAD stuff about him that you could read in the newspapers. Like about how he destroyed artworks he'd promised to the museum, and threw old…

I was actually in the audience — front row, no less! — for the episode that Trump was on. That was, unfortunately, back when Colbert really thought he had to distance himself from his previous act and be "inclusive", including of racist oompa-loompas.

What a dumbfuck. You appeared on his show THE SECOND WEEK IT WAS ON THE AIR.