Shit! They're on to me! @Dikachu:disqus I need to lay low for a while…

"I try to be good worker man, but refrigimator so, so messy."

Since you seem like a lovely kid, let me recommend you watch "Monty Python's Life of Brian", if you haven't already. The People's Front of Judea is pretty much the most perfect, eternally relevant parody of leftist political movements ever.

Huh. So, kinda like the guys in South Park when they decide to get in a pile to get rid of the time immigrants?

I thought they shut that place down!

I, for one, have never heard of this so-called "AV Club".

Not with that attitude.

OMG SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN NOW

Pretty fuckin stupid children need the most attention!

Nah, I disagree. Coz some of those just kinda hold it open and expect you to do all the goddamn work. I like true power bottoms, who, you know, let YOU just kinda lie there while they bounce around on your dick.

I would not object to someone posting links to examples of such… Especially with contact information.

None of the otters I know are into eating clams. Most of them are vegetarian or vegan, afraid that if they ate meat they'd turn into bears.

Oooh! Ooh! Did you ever have a dream about me! I like stories about myself, because they have me in them!

Hmm… Does sound like the sort of household Jared/Donald/OJ on Silicon Valley grew up in… I mean, when he wasn't on the streets.

CHOCOLATE CAN'T BE ON TOP OF VANILLA! ITS AN ABOMINATION!

We need to figure out this product.

You know, we all have to start doing that. "Every time you call me a 'cuck', I'm donating $10.00 to sterilizing young white men."

I had really wanted to cholorform Bill O'Reilley and tattoo his idiotic comment about black youths with tattoos on their foreheads… On his forehead.

I just said that to Alexa, and it said, "I cannot find 'Get Skull Fucked' by Horse Cock. Would you like me to play "Take It To The Limit" by The Eagles?"

You clearly have never had Wegmans cake!