See, the problem with Demitri Martin is that he's not very funny

It was just terrible. The acting, principally. I know I shouldn't expect the world from amateur actors in a low-budget horror short, but they didn't even seem like real people. They were acting like martians who had learned how humans act from watching bad movies, and who came to earth to try to fit in with the rest…

It was just terrible. The acting, principally. I know I shouldn't expect the world from amateur actors in a low-budget horror short, but they didn't even seem like real people. They were acting like martians who had learned how humans act from watching bad movies, and who came to earth to try to fit in with the rest…

Did the structure and acting in "Second Honeymoon" remind anyone else of those insufferable Sonic Drive-Thru ads with the bickering couples that, for some reason, we're supposed to find sardonic and relatable? For what it's worth, at least Second Honeymoon takes the Sonic commercial to it's logical conclusion of…

Did the structure and acting in "Second Honeymoon" remind anyone else of those insufferable Sonic Drive-Thru ads with the bickering couples that, for some reason, we're supposed to find sardonic and relatable? For what it's worth, at least Second Honeymoon takes the Sonic commercial to it's logical conclusion of…

I loved HOTD as well, but West's segment is a little bit weak. Truth be told, I'm not a fan of VHS, I found it glib and cliched; however, there's some strength in "Amateur Night" and "10/31/98". While West certainly isn't the worst of the lot (that honor goes, beyond a doubt, to "Tuesday the 17th"), I found the…

I loved HOTD as well, but West's segment is a little bit weak. Truth be told, I'm not a fan of VHS, I found it glib and cliched; however, there's some strength in "Amateur Night" and "10/31/98". While West certainly isn't the worst of the lot (that honor goes, beyond a doubt, to "Tuesday the 17th"), I found the…

Disagreed. The only thing worse than Kreayshawn is Karmin. Shit, even Lil Debbie has Kreayshawn's number.

Disagreed. The only thing worse than Kreayshawn is Karmin. Shit, even Lil Debbie has Kreayshawn's number.

I GOT SOCCER MOMS PLAYIN FOR COCK
ASIANS GET IT FROM BEHIND WHILE THEY'RE CLEANIN THEIR WOKS

I GOT SOCCER MOMS PLAYIN FOR COCK
ASIANS GET IT FROM BEHIND WHILE THEY'RE CLEANIN THEIR WOKS

Rap Game ElDan

Rap Game ElDan

I think calling Gucci Gucci an "anti-materialism screed" is giving Kreayshawn a little too much credit.

I think calling Gucci Gucci an "anti-materialism screed" is giving Kreayshawn a little too much credit.

MODELING JUST SUCKS.

MODELING JUST SUCKS.

I guess I've just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business!

I guess I've just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business!

I'm a male model, NOT a male prostitute!