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Little bit on the nose, don't you think?

There were a few bad-ish scenes, but the only one that got me to go "ugh" out loud was during the Christmas pageant with Poussey, Taystee and Black Cindy doing that soulful three part harmony. Black women singing like they're in a church choir? Not cliched at all. Or racist for that matter. And then moments later when…

And all that without using the phrase "gay panic" once.

Where's the RZL DZL love? When they meal, they keep it real.

I thought that Some Girls had put out another album. Assdicks.

I tracked down a snippet of the screenplay, in case anybody wants a little sneak preview before they decide whether or not to go out and see this. Okay, here it is:

Good band. Their kids are totally decent dudes and are in some okay bands as well. Nothing I'd gush over, but better than a lot of the crap being played in Burlington.

Maybe Henry Rollins can play Rocksteady or something.

You know, I like Mike. I have a particular love of the Mike Years, and I couldn't tell you why. But it was weird to find out that he basically thinks that I and everyone I know are all going to hell.

The New Gingrich dig is great because, apparently, Mike Nelson lives way out there in right field.

It wasn't not bad.

Sounds like the beginning scene of Make Out With Violence. I like it.

I remember this one time I tried watching The IT Crowd and it was basically The Big Bang Theory so I turned that dogshit off and watched something else.

Mighty Scoop and two bong loads will make a man out of ya.

Buttknocker.

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That's exactly why he gave him the safehouse keys; in the intelligence community, fucking your sources is widely practiced, if not exactly condoned. Giving him a location to meet and do, you know, whatever is a way of both building the relationship and facilitating the exchange of information, as well as inoculating…

Noooo shit. The review sounds like a movie I'd watch if there was nothing else showing. The trailer shows us a fluffy romcom that makes me want to pay Zodiac Motherfucker 20 bucks to blow my brains out.

Tina Fey, Paul Rudd, all of that is great and awesome but my eyes roll reflexively when I read the plot synopsis.