DON'T PUMP ME!

RAP GAME SKRiLLEX JOINT NAM SAYiN

I know, right? I'm nearly 29 and my girlfriend is 26, and when we watch the show, she's like "man, I so get that" and I'm thinking "Jesus christ, I'm glad that shit is over."

Hey kid, do you like Eddie Murphy? Did Coming To America make you lol? How about Trading Places? Beverly Hills Cop, did that do anything for you? Yeah? Well how about stepping out into the brisk morning breeze for a matinee of MEET DAVE?!

Proving that, as always, you can indeed judge a book by its cover, or a movie by its title.

He'll be alright. He started a new career in the Air Force.

What a shitty commercial. It's a fools errand to try and convince me to share a piece of technology with someone who would have me buy and use (play? I'm not sure) an app called "Unicorn Apocalypse", a concept that reeks quite strongly of overcaffeinated dorm common room comedy of yesteryear. Whatever the concept is…

Definitely the most disgusting thing I've seen on TV in a while, and my girlfriend has Hoarders/My Strange Addiction/etc. on a near constant loop.

Who?

CHEWBACCA! WHAT A WOOKIEE!

CHEWBACCA! WHAT A WOOKIEE!

Ah, the old proverb about the cookie full of arsenic. Classic proverb.

Haha, I found Marah's unfiltered clip.

The Jeselnik Offensive:Seinfeld as Tosh.0:_________.

YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BECAUSE OF THE WAY IT MAKES YOU FEEL

Thank you for resisting the urge to indulge stylized punctuation. For those of us who still read books, the period at the end of the band name takes 1/10th of a second off of my life that I'll never get back. Especially galling for those of us who don't particularly care for the band.

PIG DESTROYER, "PROWLER IN THE YARD". THIS IS INDISPUTABLE. THIS IS ART.

Protip: don't watch this episode with your girlfriend if you're both kind of strapped for cash and have little arguments over who's going to pay for what. Kind of an intense half-hour.

I thought this was about Dan Fogelberg.

*is Chris Hardwick*
*does standup routine implying stereotypical depictions of "nerds" as hacky and irritating and then talks about "hipsters"*
*asks audience if he's right*