I'm a male model, NOT a male prostitute!

I am NOT listening to that entire thing. It's unbearable. Someone tell me where the good shit starts.

I am NOT listening to that entire thing. It's unbearable. Someone tell me where the good shit starts.

Zombies: Played out five years ago. Discuss.

Zombies: Played out five years ago. Discuss.

I'm not sure that Lansing counts as Sarah Palin's Real America…I mean, it's a relatively huge city. They have a huge college there.

I'm not sure that Lansing counts as Sarah Palin's Real America…I mean, it's a relatively huge city. They have a huge college there.

"There is no Community without Dan Harmon, but there could be a show called Community that remains pretty good without Dan Harmon."

"There is no Community without Dan Harmon, but there could be a show called Community that remains pretty good without Dan Harmon."

People who wonder "what happens" at the end of A Serious Man are the actual, living, breathing Larry Gopniks of the world, looking to imagined patterns for nonexistent answers to their stupid, self-involved questions.

how can something be both stale and ripe at the same time?

Dang, I clicked through hoping to see some good old fashioned Whedon hate. What a rip.

Lidsville.

Senior year in college, I use my very rudimentary knowledge of classic cinema to convince this really hot indie rock actress girl to come over and "hang out". She brings over a DVD copy of 'La Belle et la Bete". I spend the next two very slow, very boring hours doing my best Tom Servo act, prompting her to angrily…

Fuck you, Saddam Hussein of Iraq.

If you want to watch football, watch football.

Wait a second—Mad Men, a show where literally one interesting thing happens over the course of four seasons, is priority television, but a western from the guy who did NYPD Blue is homework? You need to check yo priorities, SON.

Brokencyde. Absolutely, Brokencyde. 

My life listening to 3EB has come full circle—30 sec preview clips downloaded at dialup speed from a very early version of the internet in 1997 to listening to this 15 seconds after I learned of its existence on youtube. IT'S THE CIRCLE. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

Yeah, but if you ask a dozen people what a "hipster" is, you'll get a dozen different responses. "Backpack Rapper", you get a picture in your mind the moment you hear the phrase.