That's a hell of a way to quit your job.

I misread the title as "Drake: Take Cake" and I was all "damn right".

God, I love the phrase "backpack rapper". I can't think of another term that so succinctly and accurately summarizes an entire group of artists and a genre of music. It's the polar opposite of the word "hipster". A+.

I'm gonna kick yer ass, Pierre.

Jesus Christ, will this guy just shut the fuck up?

Wow, I so totally don't care about any of this.

STOP CALLING ME A BONO

STOP CALLING ME A BONO

I ignored this when it was called Logan's Run

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: MAN OF MAYHEM

Now, boys.

I finished with Sorkin at almost exactly the same time that I graduated college (noplace illustrious, Aaron, sorry) and started a career in politics. I had no illusions that it would be anything like on The West Wing; rather, I was just annoyed with all the bushy-tailed, spunky little ladder-climbers I met who lived…

I actually, physically recoiled from my TV at that reveal. Dark moment of a dark episode in a dark, dark season of a really, quite dark program.

"Self-reflexion"? Holy shit, are you British?

I thought you were talking about Dan Fogelberg, and I was all, "when the hell was Dan Fogelberg ever supposed to be America's next big thing?"

Agreed. I was worried that Blink 182 was falling into that Alkaline Trio pattern of great album, mediocre album, but this one is really solid. I don't care if it's all a little trite, no one expects profundity from these guys. I like their first few albums as much now as I did when I was 14-16, and this is at least as…

ahem, I think you meant to refer to it as 'logne

I'm not sure Date Rape made the top 40.

Assuming you had no grasp of the context in which it became popular, almost any song from that mid-late 90's, rap metal shit is inexplicable. Korn, Limp Bizkit, Adema, any of that quasi-grindy nu metal shit just doesn't make any sense, especially if you didn't listen to it back when it was actually popular. It's just…

I'm happy to pay whatever the market will bear for streaming, but that doesn't change the fact that I always considered it an ancillary and not entirely satisfying, if neat and convenient, feature—not a standalone service worth paying for in and of itself. If they're going to make it hard for me to manage both…