i don't have a curly straw but i offer you this compromise: i'll call it chocwate miwk instead

i'm so sorry.  in my defense, it'd be a bad drink to put in a sippy cup cause you really want a lot more chocolate milk than vodka

not really.  but then, does the fact that it isn't that clever make it clever in an ironic way?

the part about the sippy cup i made up

vodka and chocolate milk out of a sippy cup that looks like a dinosaur because I AM AN ADULT, MOM

i'm a little tipsy so go ahead and ask me anything

sam, ziggy says there's an 80% chance you can't leave woodstock until you bang these hippies

chances are pretty good i'll be stoned, but that's normal

strongly disagree

if i had any sense of shame i wouldn't have posted all that fanfiction

i cried during that movie

me too

they named the yam pam.  it rhymed

aren't you technically a subject of the queen spazophie?

i believe mankind need not be governed *raises fist in air*

don't you UNDERSTAND?  the loops he closed was the cycle of violence, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

y'all are way too pessimistic imo

why don't they kill the people in the future and then send their dead bodies back to the past?  you don't have to worry about runners that way

why don't they kill the people in the future and then send their dead bodies back to the past?  you don't have to worry about runners that way

christ that look of manic glee on her face at the end… someone give claire danes another emmy