In a shocking twist, Cannibal Corpse fans avoid dancing in public, do not believe in love at first sight, and find it hard to make new friends.

YA Why?

Someone edited this sorts of things into a 5-minute video, and it's monumentally depressing.

Someone edited this sorts of things into a 5-minute video, and it's monumentally depressing.

There we go. It's nice to find a fellow minion in surprisingly hostile territory. 

Eh, I'll defend their songwriting talent. They just came out with a new thing called "Thanksgiving", which isn't really about Thanksgiving, and it's way better-crafted than it needs to be. At the very least they know what they're doing.

He's a pale motherfucker, ain't he? Must be all the fire water.

Any other Paul and Storm fans here?

Get up, Shane. You have work to do.

Glenn said it a lot in the first season. It's a peculiarly grating term.

It went without me caring the whole time. Does that count?

Hmm. I've made this argument before, but I really don't think Carl should die, at least not right now. Rick is already a frustratingly inactive character, and if his son died he would have to become a sobbing pile of grief for a minimum of 4 episodes. Honestly, nobody wants to watch that. Rick needs to be doing shit…

It was. Well, the song from it, anyway. I couldn't find a clip of the movie.

Inserting names within other names? Advanced technique. I'm impressed. Now if you could only conquer the hypothetical Taylor/Taylor.
(Ttaayylloorr? no… Taylayloror? no…)

Speaking of which, Carol/Carl would be a horrible monstrosity of a ship name. As would Daryl/Dale.

The ship name is kind of awkward, but it'll do. (Caryl?)

Andrea Says:
If it looks like a zombie, and talks like a….eh, just shoot it if it looks like a zombie. Whatevs.

Can we at least all agree that calling them "geeks" is stupid?

His name is Glenn, Dad. His name is Glenn.

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