My Disqus account broke at the exact same time as yours. I wonder if….you're me?

I feel like the Sophia plot was some elaborate brick joke, and we just got the punchline.

Close. He did have a wife and daughters, but the one who got bit before the CDC was Jim. I'll give you half credit.

It's the most watched basic cable drama of all time. That's why.

That means she had even less character development than I thought. Wow…

Good memory. Double-or-nothing question: Who is Morales?

It was "Please stay".

Oh shit, I hadn't thought of that. It really needs to happen right now.

To quote Zack Handlen, "[Rick is] purely reactive. The show needs direction, and apart from the Fort Benning goal, Rick hasn’t been too good in providing direction."

I totally didn't mean to insinuate that T-Dog was a black woman. It was completely unintentional. Promise.

Be careful what you wish for. Jon Heder was on tonight's episode.

For those wondering, she was a black woman (not T-Dog, the other one), who had a couple of lines last season. She stayed behind when the CDC blew up. Remember her now?

It would be a smart move on the part of the writers, but it's never going to happen. Sophia dying, on the other hand….that seems plausible. Fingers crossed?

I guess Shane forgot his giant bottle of whiskey downstairs. It's an integral part of his sad shower ritual.

Not being a stupid blathering idiot gets you some serious points on this show.

For what it's worth, Talking Dead actually sucks less than I thought it would. It's somewhat of a corporate circle-jerk, to be sure, but Chris Hardwick takes every opportunity to invite his nerdy internet friends (which I appreciate), and they all seem to realize the sheer absurdity of what they're doing. I think it's…

When Lori said, "I forgot Jackie was dead", I heard the voice of Tom Servo in my head going, "Yeah, so did everyone else."

I rather like the new girl, but she is banned from religious discussions until she learns to pronounce the word "God" in a non-British accent.

This actually makes a lot of sense.

That's pretty much my stock reaction to the character development on this show.