But it was shot on that exotic Maltese back lot!! And had Buford Pusser in a Cowboy Televangelist outfit!!

Wasn't he also Joe Don Baker's corrupt superior in that for-shit "The Revenge of the Bride of Mitchell Rides Again" movie?

But..but…, she's just so pixie cute!

Does that mean Ricci will get shot in the head by a firing line of the other cast members?

Do we finally get to pay Canada back for the Alamo?

Ah…the vagaries of celebritydomhood.

Probably some sort of comment on their ratings.

Yeah, and that one poor bastard had so much fraud on his credit card that he had to declare bankruptcy.

They tried.  Most [if not all?] of those fancy-shmancy "floating tanks" sank as soon as they rolled off the landing craft. The developers failed to adequately model any sort of realistic sea state. They also failed to take into account enemy fire.

You forgot *hoovers twenty lines of coke off an underage Cambodian sex slave's ass*

Those dudes needed that kind of caloric intake in order to beat and terrorize all those different minorities.

Screenwriter:  Wait…uh…, yeah, uh…Angelina Jolie is going to be the serial killer and all of her scenes will feature full frontal nudity!

Man buchstabiert es R-I-E-F-E-N-S-T-A-H-L auf Deutsch.  Aber…also, ich denke schon.

…was a JUH-ooh!

So how old do I have to be before I get to start running over children?  I should probably get a big, old American-made car for that, right?

Nah…Der Fuhrer is cool, analytical, and pragmatic.  He's not hot-headed and impetuous like those whacky Mediterranean types.

Pretty sure that was Merle.

Who's slated to play Hitler?  Clooney or that dude from Bosom Buddies?

"Gobble, gobble" as a Thanksgiving holiday salutation?  Must be a yankee thing.

No, I'd say you were providing a valuable community service.