Then how do you explain Risotto and Isles?

Sociopaths make better lovers.  No messy emotions to bother with.

They don't carry assault rifles because the 666 Nobama Christ banned them just before the outbreak.

The doctor told him he was contractually obligated to a basic cable zombie melodrama with a bunch of other D-Listers and that far more audience members would prefer Daryl to him, since Daryl shoots zombies in the head with a crossbow and doesn't where a douche nozzle Barney Fife hat.

But on the upside, she's not that pretty either.

Only if they're practicing on network execs.

Yet so many of them are incapable of sensing when they've shit themselves.

Maybe the surviving chickens will peck his eyes out and lead him into the barn.  Payback's a chicken fried bitch, Herschel!!

Getting your hair parted by a rifle bullet would probably do that for you.  By the way, shouldn't Daryl be the one tapping the blond instead of Shane?  Isn't there such a thing as "Sorry for shooting you in the head" sex?

They only look huge because you're always seeing them in such intimate proximity to her huge breasts. Said breasts need absolutely no pointing out as far as I'm concerned.

If Phil has any business savy at all, he'll replace the tube dude with a tube Gloria at his new office.

Depends.  How much of the burning sage have you inhaled?

Loved seeing the smart girl beat the popular girl at her own game.

"Bulies?"  "Astoudned?"  Good Lord, the AVC can't afford any sort of spell checker?

If that's the genteelism du jour for "Rabid British Soccer Hooligan Racist who Smashes Pakis with His Mates," then yes, you may assume that.

I hope the psychotic dating couple is the next team to get the chop.

So, Zack, your critic hat is a "beanie with a propeller," huh?  You always struck me as the "Sherlock Holmes Deerstalker Hat" type, or the "Japanese Schoolchildren Hat," or the "Football Helmet They Made Me Wear as a Child because I Used to Bump into Things A Lot" type.

Kinda doubt Merle used rubbers all that often.  Strikes me as the sort who really likes to go bareback.

But she did not shoot the deputies.  Unfortunately.  Shane's a ticking time bomb and Rick is still acting like a fucking scout master.

She violated two of the most fundamental precepts of marksmanship:
1.  She fired on a target before she was certain of what it was;
2.  She fired on a target when there were several "friendlies" in close proximity to her target.