As an American and a strategic analysis-geek, being the leader of NATO is, for the moment at least, pretty much the same thing as managing the night shift at a Waffle House.

But..but..just think of all the TORTURE!!!!!

Guessing there wasn't exactly an overabundance of parental love in your household, eh wot?

I'd be down for an American version of ColdFeet, but only if we can get the Brits to do it for us.

No.  That's her demon familiar coming to the surface.

Yeah.  And the CDC don't look a thing like the Cobb Energy Center.

Agreed.  Her talents could be more fully exploited as a suicide bomber.

You forgot the "…and massive hilarity ensues…."

Yeah…really good unintentional physical comedy.

So then, you've handily eclipsed all the expectations your parents and guidance counselors held out for you.  Congratulations!

Kind of hard to willingly suspend the disbelief when both the leads were at least 60 pounds overweight each.

Yeah…macadamia nut wine.  Trodden on by Herself herself.

Hi, Phel!  Love hearing from you!  Wish you'd come back to stay!

And showing off his jailhouse dental work.

Even with a balooning prostate gland?

Then why did Foley marry her?

So just how much do her Canadian lawyers get?

I understand none of his Newsradio colleagues are returning his calls any more.  And Maura Tierney has a restraining order against him.

MORE IMPORATANTLY, IS THE C-WORD STILL VERBOTEN?  AND IS IT ALL RIGHT TO KEEP JUST STORE BRAND CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM IN THE FREEZER FOR WHEN YOU INADVERTENTLY WAKE UP BESIDE ONE?

Well, dude's wearing a brown window pane print blazer, a brown v-neck sweater vest, a blue shirt and shiney blue tie.  Looks like a mercy kill to me.