I was going through a phase. Fuck off.

Jim Breuer also commented on Chris Farley's death thusly: "it doesn't affect me whatsoever"

I have no opinion on this, as I only read the Christian Science Monitor and Hustler. Life is all about balance.

I tend to get Loverboy confused with Night Ranger for some reason.

Supposedly Zep's 'All of My Love' was written for Robert Plant's 4 year old son who died in a car accident.

I give it ten years, tops

Fucking slow-ass AT&T

The gloves melted

"take me to this planet Houston"

Von Salsa - Save the nuclear option for the Halloween costume, especially if you have a son.

Mmmmmmm. Drinks.

Nobody ever got "in" Aileen Wournos and lived to tell about it.

Something tells me GG would be secretly proud to be associated with Christmas. Just don't let him anywhere near the nativity scene.

It's Cockney rhyming slang for mate.

Yeah I actually laughed at the GG Allin reference, mostly because I recently suggested GG as a potential Nashville or Bust entry.

Plus it helps with the comedown

Don't front to your friends

I just finished Kraken and enjoyed it immensely. China even threw in a Pseudo Echo reference!

Word

Is that some sort of doo-doo joke?