ugh

Writing songs for an awesome new Muppets movie is not a low priority. I'm sorry that your perspective is so skewed.

Why do we always come here
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show

Wait, I'm confused. Does she worry about RDA's well-being or your dad's?

Dammit!

When
do we get a Beck-Spears romance comics crossover edition?

When
do we get a Beck-Spears romance comics crossover edition?

That seriously made me laugh out loud. Now my office knows I'm not actually working. I blame DMX.

I especially love the guy in the Magic Bullet who enjoys the smoothie made with *gasp* vegetables. "Vegetables? I HATE vegetables!"

Pan kisses you!

I hate that I can make that reference. Sadly, I went to an all-girls' college. It was a standard.

Does that mean you're going to have a hot sex scene with Jessica Pare and then jump off the roof of your private school?

If it's not real, I call dibs on
"The Avenging Disco Oz-father"

The last I saw Laura Prepon in a movie, it was some direct to DVD about Karla Homolka. I don't remember her being a bad actress, but she was weirdly terrible in it.

I really like that choice of episode, because of the role it played in the run of the series. Too bad that it didn't attract a bunch of new viewers to the series.

She had been freed, Strayfarce. Freed from employment.

You know, if someone stole my Kitchen Aid 12-cup food processor, I'd probably go after them too. As long as they were close by.

Nothing like a
good old fashioned forced vacation.

Only to be murdered and have that murder presented as a suicide, so that the lieutenant of his drug lord uncle can keep the business rolling smoothly.

I wonder if it's the same deal
with those glass jelly jars that doubled as drinking glasses. Those were definitely for kids.