WOO! Spit the bong water on her pussy, dude!

I'm with the Helmsley: Tim Robbins.

You don't have to have self-awareness if you pay others to have it for you.

You should always use oil-based paint when the wood is pine.

The better question is: Can he pay her bills?

Fiona Shaw makes The Black Dahlia, even though her character's role in the climax of the film is just ridiculous.

I really loved Chemistry when I was sixteen, and it still holds up… sort of. It's not perfect and a little cheesy at time, but you can't say those guys don't know how to put a hook together. It's relentlessly catchy and sunny, and yeah, harmless, but has its charms.

How does Ron justify having "Teamwork" and "Selfishness" so close together on the pyramid?

*High-pitched perverted giggle*

I'm going to count backwards from two hundred by sevens and think of warm brownies!

She could go space hunting of space moose with a space laser. She can go hunting without liberal naysayers on her case, and she can also help control the frightening levels of space moose. Win-win!

The hearts of the cast could pump fuel into a jet.

I'm already soaking in my cologne cloud!

You ever see a rainbow? Fucking beautiful, man.

Ooh, Smitty has us on that one.

Piper Perabo + Jessica Pare in "Lost and Delirious"

When someone says "Japan" I always think of Mickey Rooney in "Breakfast at Tiffany's"

cross dissolve?

When will Franco get his own internet meme?
Like the Chuck Norris thing, only somehow weirder

Cambodian breast milk, you made my daayaayyyy!