This is the gritty reboot

They're about equal, really, although Hader's has the closer resemblance

He's saying that he makes pornographic 3D websites.

Liberal Arts Bachelor's degree = entry-level office job.

Hey, as I recall, the BSC got to go to some pretty swinging dances and parties. Stonybrook can throw a mean shindig.

The wakes at Kavanaugh's Bar in The Wire
Sad occasions for gathering, I suppose, but I wouldn't mind get blitzed with a bunch of Baltimore police singing along to "Body of an American."

Still not as silly
as Cowboys and Aliens

If Six Feet Under had been a straight forward comedy, I think it would have somehow been even more depressing.

Wikipedia search: Martyrs. Salo. Inside.

If he wanted to be taken seriously, he would have written it in Helvetica.

Man, I was so depressed after the sex scene in Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Really it's his wife we should thank for the easy set-ups

Wesley… Snipes?
I expected someone more British.

I'm still waiting to be "wrapped in his love" by a silver entrapment lasso. I guess I'm just not priceless.

Testament to Youth in Verse, motherfuckers!

I will not rest until there is an epic cable series about the Habsburgs! Immense land domination, riches, and incredible amounts of incest resulting in deformed heirs unfit for standing up, let alone ruling an empire.

Marvelous capsule review.

He's popular, but not really beloved anymore

Yeah
Pittsburgh! Represent!

This one has a meth problem!