Peggy Olsen gives birth to another, more zombied baby.

Intense research into Pilgrim and Puritan societies for his doctorate thesis on dildo origins.

Something something Mega Man something something

Is that the same series that features a storage container filled with dead Eastern European prostitutes?

That's it
Which one will win? PICK SIDES NOW

Five bees for a quarter?

Ugh
Are we done beating the dead horse of Elephant 6 yet?

Was their basketball hoop a rib cage? A RIB CAGE?

I love the crack about the nail file before Carol hands over the grenade. Because silly women always be offering stupid non-solutions to potentially fatal problems.

We've been friends forever, man. If the whole world was a lie, then wouldn't that mean I'd be in on it too?

I admit, I would see Pirates of the Caribbean in Space

Why doesn't he hire the trio behind Glee? Then it could be WILDLY inconsistent, instead of simply mediocre inconsistency

Blame the failure of the "Massive Attack" single. If that had been the big hit, not "Your Love," her debut album would be much more akin to the power of her featured appearances on other rap songs.

So one of the posts is going to reform? See, liberal do-gooders do change the lives of former murderers!

I can think of about a dozen, but I'm kind of stressed out today.

Nothing funny at all about trying to kill the demon inside your mother. I tried last week, and I pissed off both my mom and the demon.

Especially not from medication-stealing robots.

Can't you use it for both? Or will the vegetables dull it to the point where it won't easily stab someone? Shit… I'd hate to think I have to buy two separate swords.

In the honorable tradition of sepuku, people kill themselves with swords.

Really, isn't that what technology is all about?