Yes. Those someones are called "tired, frustrated parents desperate to do anything or buy anything that will distract their kids over Thanksgiving break."

Because we don't want original songs, we want over-sung covers and we want them NOW. (Notice the similarities between American Idol's main draw and a primary characteristic of Glee. Now notice how they are both huge hits for Fox.)

Banter!

Good Night and Good Luck and Baseketball on Saturday night, back to back viewings. Weird juxtaposition.

Sweet, Claudia's back AND she likes Patti Smith.

Lobsters, how do you feel about her Bah-stan accent during her last season's 30 Rock run?

Has he reached Walken-levels of not giving a shit? Cause if so, I have a script for BOTH of them.

Isn't Noah a film student? Cause that would put him on top of the Sopranos douchebag list.

Are you telling me that Golden Agouti Gerbil might be giving us MIS-INFORMATION about the care and keeping of gerbils? Cause I was seriously compiling all of his shared information. I'm so confused. This is why people buy books.

Now she can touch herself in a darkened movie theatre, just like an adult!

Eh… I'd probably still fuck him. The intensity in his eyes or something.

I'll build you one for $1,000. No warranty

One day Bristol's child is going to see this
and that's going to be a really sad day for him.

Toby Stephens, from the A&E version. That movie was only so-so, but he was terrific and a perfect Gatsby

Woohoo!
Now I can rid of my Beatles vinyl! Why listen to the record when I can listen to the same music through my tinny computer speakers?!?!?

The Extra Man
Wasn't sure what this was so I looked it up. Kevin Kline, Paul Dano, Katie Holmes, and John C. Reilly starring in a movie based off a novel by Jonathan Ames? Why do I have absolutely no memory of this movie coming out?

What exactly IS a beeline?

It seems like nary a week goes by until we're all about, quoting Shakespeare lines sprinkled with pop culture references.

Bachelandor

True. Women be shopping. You can't stop a woman from shopping.