Sure.

To be fair, it hasn't been explicitly stated that his character will be an Asian in Bangkok, just a tattoo artist residing there.

Has Liam Neeson been forced to doing this project
because the rent is too damn high?

He will track them down. And he will kill them.

Gasp! Does the Dark One know of this lowly human's insubordination?

There's been an awful lot of news today
on a movie that probably won't be worth seeing

I demand a cop that plays by only one rule book: HIS OWN

I poked one, it was dead.

Robocalypso is even catchier

It's pronounced "Frajer"

Just give it twenty years, OrangeCrush, and you can watch the documentary

Then it would look like a Lars Von Trier film.

John Colungus probably gets a lot of jokes made at the expense of his last name.

Cause when I think Schwarzenegger
I think Colin Farrell

Mel might just be the thing to turn this cursed production around! He's cinema gold!

Let me clarify: I don't scan all articles. But I did scan this one. And I wrongly attributed it to O'Neal. Apologies to Mr. Pierce. I regret almost everything. So… there.

Shit. Sorry, Pierce, I should have known it was your work. Serves me right for only scanning articles.

Once again, your vocabulary sparkles, O'Neal
Excellent use of the word "vociferous"

Is this going to be like the David Bowie goes stand-up comedian thing?

That goes for events outside of international conferences too. Next community council meeting I go to better have at least one horrific tale of sibling feasting on sibling, or I'm never going to return to vote on zoning ordinances.