Unless organized crime is secretly being led by a bunch of island-dwelling, honey-worshipping Pagan ladies, he should leave the bearsuit at home.

Why else would Uncle Phil hate Jazz?

I admit
I would absolutely see a remake of Colossus: The Forbin Project. Too bad Will Smith is involved and it's bound to be remade all action-y.

Fool, she can't die. She's immortal under the Riot Grrl Protection Act.

Yes, I was so sad, it accidentally posted twice.

Back in those days, we had to buy our pornography from disapproving newsstand owners. But those were simpler times, they were!

RIP
It was only a matter of time amidst the Fall of Death 2010 that one of my personal heroes would die. 48…. geez… that's so sad.

RIP
It was only a matter of time amidst the Fall of Death 2010 that one of my personal heroes would die. 48…. geez… that's so sad.

Seriously, if I click another misdirection link that sends me to Simpsons pornography, I'm going to be one very angry (and fired) cubicle worker. Course, if I get caught looking at Lea Michele in her panties, it's not going to bode well either. For my sanity or for my job security.

I'd be happy with a large supposedly-inanimate object walking by in the background.

Wait a minute… have there already been problems with this production?

They need him to be able to skate a linear path to the desk, so it's going to have to be a ramp jump of some kind. The half-pipe routine can be the "Moment of Zen"

Pretty much any of the erotic programming offered by HBO is a boner killer. Ever try getting hot to "Cathouse"?

Her movies are tough sells to the uniniated, but every one I've seen has been terrific: thoughtful, witty, beautifully scripted, well cast.

Stab them in the bellies! Take from them even their tiniest jewels!

RIP, Father Dowling
May you continue solving crimes in heaven. *sniffle*

Word. What a disappointment - get a decent group of actors together, set up a promising Predator-related plot, then basically meander for two hours, with occasional violence thrown in to literally wake up the audience. Although it did add to my theory that Adrien Brody is only as good as the material he is in, so at…

Mirrors 2: Reflection

Burn it down! Burn it down!

We're sadly streets behind.