Emma Thompson
Stop it. It's one thing to slum it as a warped Mary Poppins in "Nanny McPhee" but this is completely 100% beneath your talent.

The book
The only problem I'm having with the movie is that it's based off the book by Mezrich, who is infamous for fabrications in his "non-fiction" titles. Because Sorkin worked mostly off the book - aside from a few interviews with former Facebook employees - I'm a little wary of this film.

"as when a swamp hook-up gets interrupted in the most gruesome manner imaginable"
As if hooking up in a swamp wasn't bad enough…

Meh. That song - any version - is mediocre at best.

Featuring Randy Quaid!

There are worse fates. Just ask misunderstood alien teenagers.

Rape scene aside, Marmaduke is fun for the whole family.

It's no longer
Against Me!

People walk around casually eating giant turkey legs. It's weird.

Inevitable joke
I thought they already did this and called it "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"

Just watched it. I'm turning red trying not to laugh out loud.

I feel like we've
surpassed the "Rule of Three" at this point. Unless it's happening twice.

No, we've been infiltrated by the awesomeness that is Claudia Kishi. Pick the movie, Claudia. Gummi bears and Milk Duds on me.

They never got to skinny dip with some hot naked babes. I'd cry too.

Um…
I'm sensitive to men's feelings, and I appreciate that everyone, EVERYONE needs a good cry now and then… but if I saw a guy openly weeping to "Candle in the Wind," I'd have to kick him in the balls, just to make sure they were there.

Don't bring me in on your hateration.

oh, dammit, it wasn't even a firstie attempt.

Oh sure, at first
the wrestlers will be unruly and threatening to Pee-wee.

Potential GLAAD-pleasing pilots:
Black, White, and In-Between: A gay black cop, a gay white cop, and a transgendered cop take on the crime streets of San Francisco.

No, but having sex with other men does.