It's like my mother always said…
you just can't trust crab fishermen.

I hate when misunderstood aliens TAKE OUR JOBS

Not having read the books or seen the movies, can anyone explain the whole vampires-baseball thing to me?

I had the hugest crush on him when I was an adolescent, so I saw that movie in the theater. And for as hokey as it is, it's still pretty fun, especially thanks to Patrick Stewart's campy performance.

How about the next special edition
when everything is returned to its original release state?

I'd rather watch The Mentalist.

When is someone going to make an inspiring movie about a champion cockfighter?

Oh, man, Kishi is my GOD. What are you wearing today, Claudia?

Did anyone see one his more recent movies, The Winning Season? Despite a warmed-over "Mighty Ducks"-esque premise, it's actually pretty decent, and he's great in it.

So… Never Let Me Go?
I would have thought it was prime for some kind of Academy attention.

Bigger names have been left off the Oscar memorial tribute in the past. And I prefer the term social recluse, thank you.

Well, to be fair, "Incense and Peppermints" is one of the greatest songs written in the English language.

Laura Nyro
They're getting to her a bit late, no? Carly fucking Simon is probably in there already, but the Nyro has been left behind.

Burn down the Cleve!

It's like Superbad meets Superfly

I laughed at the above comment, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Or, hopefully, smarter

She'll be lucky if they remember for for the memorial tribute

I didn't realize you were all Top Gear fetishists.

Thank god…
Someone made a movie about the hard life of "Babies"