What Don should have done was take Sally home to begin with, because instead he chose to send mixed messages that convinced her he was going to let her stay with him. To a child, his actions read malleable, flexible - therefore, open to persuasion. If Sally could use logic to sell her argument to her dad, she would,…

I, for one, will remember her fondly.

This goes on the list
of photos I'm not allowed to take, which currently includes:
- Photos of Tom Cruise blinking
- Photos of Lady Gaga's penis
- Photos of Lindsay Lohan throwing up on herself
- Photos of Lindsay Lohan throwing up on anything else
- Photos of Madona's real face

looks like the ol' reach around to me

It's the old lady.

B- Intriguing, but most of the screen time is devoted to either the mundane actions or shrill arguments of the protagonists.

I'm launching a campaign to make Seattle the only city showing this movie. SUCK IT, SEATTLE!

It absolutely does. Even among the hip. Girls will always get drunk and make out for male attention and approval.

Unless you were of the camp that believed Mary Kate and Ashley were bonded by more than sisterly affections.

You're being awfully forward, Mr. O'Neal…
I believe I'll be keeping my pants on.

Man, I love when girls get drunk and break that whole "girls kissing girls" taboo, making out in front of shocked and disgusted heterosexual males. Sisterhood be strong!

Okay, Lobsters, but if you mutter "rhubarb" under your breath all evening, I'm out of there.

Good question. I never really understood the distinction between "high" and "low" concept. If high is bad… low is good? Meaning it doesn't strain credibility?

But
will there be singing? Will there be singing? WILL THERE BE SINGING?!?!?!?!?!

Glasses and red hair, yes. Everything else… no. I have a nice butt, though! That's got to count for something.

Best lyrics ever
"Hey, hey—they say I better get a chaperone
Because I can't stop messin' with the danger zone"

Hooray!

Make that Martin Luther King JR. and Malcolm X

I've always wanted to see
Martin Luther King and Malcolm X in a fist fight. Is that racist?

This is a tangent, but…
What is THE nerd show on right now? Not a show about nerds, but a show whose primary audience is nerds and can be used as an identifying factor when nerd-spotting. "X-Files," "Battlestar Galactica"… but what's on now?