Danica McKellar is a uber math nerd. She even has two books about math for adolescents.

You can't piggyback a first onto a non-firstie first… can you?

You mean, in addition to Ben's Chili Bowl

I went to the season opener for the West Virginia Mountaineers and was thoroughly enthralled with the game… until the little boy in front of us pulled out a portable DVD player and started watching a collection of Spongebob episodes. Needless to say, my attentions were then split between tuning in on the episodes and…

Sheepish Shitty Shiksas!

The Village 2: The Town

Emma Stone is the new Anna Faris. I want better movies for both of them.

One of my favorite books
And finally a role for Knightley that makes sense. Ruth is a bitch that traffics in deceptions, illusions, and jealousy. I always thought that Knightley had the type of looks and voice for that kind of part.

I went to a pimps up ho-down just last week.

Ah, taking us back to the old "five bees for a quarter days"

AS MGM's social worker, I can tell you that while his intentions are good, he is ultimately setting up projects doomed to push him further into debt and redundancy. We've got him enrolled in a job placement program, but his skills are fairly limited, as is his motivations for job responsibilities.

Cocksman? Is that anything like a coxswain?

He was always my favorite
member of the gang in "The Sting." I think even as a kid I had a thing for moustaches.

He also has to serve as captain for the staff softball team. Hijinks!

To add, "The Lives of Others" is an awesome movie

Wait, that sounds familiar…
Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out
The people always shout
Florian Henckel Von Donnersmarck!
LALALALALALALALA!

She's a stone cold fox

Good
So now her drag imitators can smell like her

They were right to be concerned. Anyone who has been to a New Pornographers concert knows how raunchy those things get.

"Synecdoche, NY" - as incoherent as this film threatens to be, it's like a fragment of every role he's ever played, presented in and around the lead character.