Tasha Robinson will break you.

I'd expect it has fewer gaping holes.

This show always looked
on the borderline between bland and bad. Any actual viewers out there for counterpoint?

Well, to be fair, she does a fairly good "WhoOAoh!"

The American Idol fans are now "America's Got Talent Fans"

Legally… no. Most bodily fluids have to be transported in specific ways and deposited in boxes reserved solely for bodily fluid transport - clinics, labs, etc., have these type of boxes.

Casino has an amazing murder scene/break in voiceover [those who have seen the movie know exactly what I'm referring to]. It more than makes up for the bits that drag.

When is the world
going to stop oppressing George Michael?

So… Joe Scarborough is secretly gay? I just thought he was secretly fat Tom Hanks.

He has a restaurant?

It is for this chick!

Around the mid-season hiatus, they released the first however many episodes as Vol. 1 of the first season. So, you can have your Glee in two parts or in one complete (and completely irritating) collection.

I know you're there… cause I can smell your BRAAAIIINNNSSS!

Uh oh, is it going to be like Morrissey, where the longer he stays alone, the more likely it is he'll become a racist? Course I don't think Cuomo has it in him to insult the Chinese. Too many potential one night stands to piss off.

It doesn't matter! Really, it doesn't! Whether or not the album was made to promote a clothing line, it's still a mediocre-at-best album that continues to disprove all theories of Weezer relevance in the 21st century.

I thought that was a picture of a girl from the early 1980s. But maybe one of them did marry her. It's possible they're a bunch of cougar chasers.

Can anyone recommend
"My Son, My Son…" ? I mean, yes, it's Herzog, but what kind of Herzog is it?

Uh… [cough]… heh…heh heh….ha…hahahahaha….hahahahaha….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And how the image is superimposed on the talking head in increasingly backgrounded soft-focus bubbles.

Wait
Van Hammersley is dead?!?!?