Followed by the year of America eating ice cream straight out of the container while its girlfriends say that it was too good for said ex-boyfriend. There will probably be a lot of angry rebound sex as well.

No no no
no no no
no no no no no
no no no no
no no no no

Oh man
I'm so bored

A fat kid running up a hill?

A tortoise?

Where is Lord Gaga to defend his lady's honor?

Lady Gaga contains: latex, polyester hair, body glitter, nylon removable eyelashes, and melodramatic, but mediocre vocal stylings.

hmmm… is it going to feature late night "adult" Hummel programming?

There's got to be a good "why buy the cow" joke in there somewhere, but it's just escaping me today…

*tumbleweed*

When does he start
his rap career?

Well, that's what the AVClub is for

We're having bad cramps in 2010. Give us a break.

Fuck you ShitmyCock!

I confess, you have me there, sir.

Greater man, meaning he is greater than some great men, but maybe not the greatest

Live
Reading, PA, Louie? Reading? I mean… I'll make the drive from PGH… but dammit…

It's not hard science. Any overview of a topic that is related mostly via anecdotes and personal asides is not going to go too close to the sphere of hard science. Take it for what is is: pop science writing.

I think her point about the nature of the NASA missions being a progression to the next step is completely valid. To simply stop funding the step forward is to discount decades of work, to discard the achievements formed over how many hours, days, weeks, years. It's not noble or cool to waste stores of money toward…

Do you come over… at night?