I seem to remember there being…
lyrics to the "Mission Impossible Theme"

Whoa, when did the drugs kick in?

What a relief!
After several weeks of poor reviews of movies that I had formerly anticipated, a generally positive review of a movie that I only had neutral interest in.

"The Net is the ultimate condom"
Not that most frequent users ever need one

Ugh… and it was my 300th comment too.

They free punches to the face

Dammit…
There goes the last hope of ever seeing the Armisen-Forte duo that sings explanations on mundane topics.

Human Catipede

Conga line?

I want to see it
tap dance

His songs
are easy to take for granted. A song like "What a Wonderful World" seems like it's always existed.

Wearing…
Um, I'm guessing Anna Paquin will be wearing very little.

I'm tired…
of comedies that sound like Adam Sandler's character's filmography from "Funny People."

"Brushes with the law"
Just how much of the documentary concern the FBI investigation?

Maybe it's just because
I love travel shows, but I think this seems like a good enough premise for another Gervais-Merchant show. Reluctant, even forced world travel could be very entertaining to watch.

So… you're not going to probe us?

Is he a chick with a dick?

Wait, is Stiller playing a black man?

Zombieland is really middle of the road. It passes by with some clever/cute-ness, but the primary storylines don't really provide much to the suspense.

People aren't burned out on zombies
They're burned out on hack storytelling and cliched riffs on a single theme. This has all the pedigree of being something worth watching, zombies and all.