I feel…
surprisingly empty.

Seriously?
No "Group Sex" jokes yet?

Superstar is just about always stuck in my head. And its comedy equivalent, "Sushi Bar"

Clearasil and Vicks are separate accounts under one company. Clearasil went to another agency, SCDP took over the Vicks holdings

His Polish counterpart, Sytuacja, makes all of his Eastern European appearances for him.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's a profile of at least 60% of AV Club users, myself including.

[weeps]

Baby Sitters Club: Mallory on Strike!

@JVS - Delillo is the shit. Can't really say I'd back up on Franzen. I liked "Everything is Illuminated" but can't (having not read them) vouch for the other books. Foster Wallace is immensely readable but irritating. You have to really like footnotes.

Weird Al will bury you
But that parody is pretty spot on

I'm a Superstar
in a Superstar machine

You're just jealous because I'm more of a woman than you'll ever be!

Not for me
I'm saving for the Mad Men auction.

Okay, with the caveat that it was done well, I would consider watching a show about a guy who ghostwrites for celebrity social network accounts.

Wait til Web 3.0: The Un-Webbening

How many…
animal reaction shots?

She's the last Golden Girl standing for a reason

I call shenanigans!

Bartlett = Bad Ass
Smoking in a church?

Shadow of a Doubt