Pete operates on the "capitalism is the great equalizer" philosophy of social equality, in that there is no race in the marketplace, only consumers and potential consumers.

And another, former husband with a drinking problem. I miss the old fashioned doll houses

Crush the keypad with your palm

Joan genuinely cares for Roger, but she doesn't want him using his war experiences has an excuse for ruining a promising business opportunity, especially when his "loyalty" to his fellow troops prevents him from joining the modern world that those efforts helped create.

She's been a sort of penance for Don, but I don't expect we'll see her too much in the future. It wouldn't be like them to run a joke into the ground.

Roger may very well have had sincere resentments towards Coopers Eastern fascination, but the truth remains that Cooper is is his senior and, in many ways, his superior - at the original firm, at this firm. As long as it didn't directly conflict with his supposed promise not to do business with the Japanese, I think…

Bad News Community Theatre Presents…
An Evening with Adam Scott!

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Bargain of the century
What a fucking fantastic way of milking money out of those who have turned their backs on the band.

Blah blah jesus blah blah hipster blah blah blah catholic blah blah blah transmutation blah blah skinny jeans blah blah blah hipstercakes

Not soon enough!

A movie about Margaret Keane isn't exactly expected territory

You can snark at The Mighty Boosh, but you will respect Matt Berry.

I've really tried to get into the series, but something doesn't work for me. 'Course if super fun murders are promised, I may have to give the second season a try.

I'm trying to decide where my cruel streak of wanting to make jokes about this is coming from: being desensitized to human frailty or simple on-the-job boredom.

And the thread turns sour…

When does it just become "INTERNET: The MOVIE"

@GhaleonQ - Massive amounts of data collection ARE creepy. Stay away from public libraries!

Maybe it's due to how much I've worked with children and children's entertainment, but I love "Wonder Showzen" more and more each time I see an episode. Both the "Q&A" and "Beat Kids" segments are horrifying and hilarious, but I have a real fondness for the times where they'd have kids narrate an educational trip…

Binary code jokes!