You can count on pretty much all the recurring porn stars appearing in Pornucopia

That's not what the public library is for!

Patches Hertford

No… yes… look, she's got to be like a cavern at this point

I'll be playing the same game…
I always play when she's on screen, and that's to count how many times she mentions what a big ol' slut she was/is.

I was hoping for a calypso record, "Coco-a-Go-Go"

Am I that transparent?

I prefer
Girls with Low Self Esteem

One word: K-Pax

And the wall. Toys rules

Adventures in Babysitting
was the first movie I owned on VHS

Since reading this thread, I've thrown up a little in my mouth.

Makes sense
a WASP and an insect working together

Now that would have been a shocker of an ending: ewoks roasting on a spit, the rebel forces ravaged… but well fed.

Yeah…
"The discussed ending of the film that Kurtz favored presented the rebel forces in tatters, Leia grappling with her new duties as queen and Luke walking off alone "like Clint Eastwood in the spaghetti westerns," as Kurtz put it."

I think Tina Fey wrote that sketch

Anyone care to guess…
What the Chinese "Office" character names will be?

The French version is actually pretty funny. You used to be able to watch episodes on YouTube with subtitles.

How'd you like to paint with all the colors of the wind?

[weeps]